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kuthМинистр образования Великобритании Ник Гибб ознакомил нацию с правилами, которые призваны "привести в равновесие баланс власти между учениками и преподавателями, которым предлагается применять сильные меры, когда необходимо восстановить порядок в классе"... Итак, отныне "учителя имеют право прибегать к физической силе, с единственным условием - не ранить подростков, - чтобы помешать асоциальному поведению. Второе: преподаватели могут вмешиваться не только, когда речь идет о применении оружия, наркотиков, алкоголе, что предусмотрено действующими нормами, но и для того, чтобы не допустить использования мобильных телефонов, mp3, электронных устройств, порнографических материалов и других предметов, считающихся недопустимыми на занятиях.
Вот оно! Грядет возвращение золотого века педагогики!
- Come up here. Now, sir, why are you late again, as usual?
- I STOPPED TO TALK WITH HUCKLEBERRY FINN!
The master's pulse stood still, and he stared helplessly. The buzz of study ceased. The pupils wondered if this foolhardy boy had lost his mind. The master said:
- You-you did what?
- Stopped to talk with Huckleberry Finn.
There was no mistaking the words.
- Thomas Sawyer, this is the most astounding confession I have ever listened to. No mere ferule will answer for this offence. Take off your jacket.
The master's arm performed until it was tired and the stock of switches notably diminished. Then the order followed:
- Now, sir, go and sit with the girls! And let this be a warning to you.
...
Just at this juncture the boy felt a slow, fateful grip closing on his ear, and a steady lifting impulse. In that vise he was borne across the house and deposited in his own seat, under a peppering fire of giggles from the whole school. Then the master stood over him during a few awful moments, and finally moved away to his throne without saying a word.
Вот оно! Грядет возвращение золотого века педагогики!
- Come up here. Now, sir, why are you late again, as usual?
- I STOPPED TO TALK WITH HUCKLEBERRY FINN!
The master's pulse stood still, and he stared helplessly. The buzz of study ceased. The pupils wondered if this foolhardy boy had lost his mind. The master said:
- You-you did what?
- Stopped to talk with Huckleberry Finn.
There was no mistaking the words.
- Thomas Sawyer, this is the most astounding confession I have ever listened to. No mere ferule will answer for this offence. Take off your jacket.
The master's arm performed until it was tired and the stock of switches notably diminished. Then the order followed:
- Now, sir, go and sit with the girls! And let this be a warning to you.
...
Just at this juncture the boy felt a slow, fateful grip closing on his ear, and a steady lifting impulse. In that vise he was borne across the house and deposited in his own seat, under a peppering fire of giggles from the whole school. Then the master stood over him during a few awful moments, and finally moved away to his throne without saying a word.
